samantha2's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

omgso hott hott hott

holy sh*** taht was the hottest movie I've ever seen omg 5 man that was so hott but you should have shown him cumming into him that would have been so hott and they shuold have had sex twice and god should have been like "NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIM BARK LIKE A DOG AND YOU HAVE TO CUM IN HIS MOUTH AND ON HIS FACE" and then they had to do that oh man that was real good though so hott 555

[Soxx: the killer bunny]

Oh dear

No no, this is really copping on Johnen Vasquezz'zsssssdsadsasa style. That's lame don't do that.

Even if it wasn't a rip-off I still wouldn't like it because it's lame on its own. Seriously though come up with your own style. It's just obnoxious how much you went at immitating someone else.

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

AH FUCK!

You are... REALLY good. like you are... you are REALLY REALLY good at this. This is amazing. aSAAUDSHSHUFUFUFUFUF and you made the music too! EGADS! HARK HARK THAT'S AMAZING. I love you a lot. Let's be friends.

[Dad's Home]

OH MY GOD

HOLY FUCK BEST BEST BEST YOU ARE SUPER KING LOVE LOVE

I mean REALLY... that's REALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD.... oh my god... my sides... they are splitted.

[_FLU!(chapter08)]

uh

yeah wow, this sucks.

[Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.2]

OOOOOOOHHHHH...

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
That's amoré!
When thee hhghhaeehhghHGHH OH GOD YES FUCK

FUCK ME.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

;)

[Pico's Unloaded]

uh huh

there's still a bug. the sound goes out of sync.

[Terror at Happy Valley]

And another thing

How come this dude is the ONLY person who works at a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT? There are few nuclear power plants in the entire country, but THIS ONE is somehow manned entirely by a guy in a yellow shirt and goggles (the official nuclear safety inspector uniform) who watches a conveyor belt that brings TOXIC WASTE BARRELS to a spot in the middle of the floor. Oh wait, i forgot about the guy who stands outside in a yellow hat and t-shirt (yellow is the plant's theme color) and smokes cigarettes.... next to a nuclear power plant... a NUCLEAR power plant.... NUCLEAR... SMOKING.... SMOKING CIGARETTES AT A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT!!! Then there's the misfortunate soul who almost gets shot by the mysterious foe garb in black who decides "I'm going to rob a nuclear power plant today, I feel like bringing home a few buckets of toxic waste that they have lying around the middle of the floor, maybe I'll shoot some random people to!" and would have died a surly death had it not been for our hero's incredible hulk... I mean "nuclear powers" that allowed him to push the guy out of the way of a 30 mile an hour bullet. (He then has sex the with the air as he flies over and pushes the ninja in the face with his foot) SO OTHER THAN THAT, all the parking spaces are empty. EMPTY. Nobody else works at the nuclear plant... nobody. Poor Happy Valley.... I rest my case.

timtheultimategamer responds:

I understand that this entire review is a stab at my movie, but I was seriously dying of laughter. That review was hysterical.

Well, it was my first movie and I think it wasn't that bad for a first try.